~ Today's Featured Funny Thing ~
George Bush Goes the Wrong Way!
Warning: About half of you are not going to like this joke.
A policeman pulls George Bush over after he was caught driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Mr. President, do you know where you were going?
George Bush: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the other cars were leaving.
Cop: Sir, the bad news is you are going to get a ticket. The good news is that I did not vote for you!